Harnessing their powers of creative genius, the Bureau Staff re-writes unsatisfactory conclusions to their favorite films and shows.

July is National Reading Month. Actually, that’s not true. It’s National Ice Cream Month. Regardless, the Bureau Staff has summer reading recommendations for you.

Comic book film adaptations are all the rage. With unsurprising expertise in nerdiness (nerdocity?), the Bureau Staff suggests source material for the new Batman and Hellboy films.

The Bureau Staff discusses the most egregious oversights since the Y2K hype.

Nick Martens inaugurates the (delayed) redesign of The Bygone Bureau.

Or better known as videogames. The Bureau Staff goes over the latest excuse they have to put off responsibilities.

The Bureau Staff share their streaming mix tapes, which tackle tough topics–such as sex, submarines, and vomit–through the power of song.

An apologetic note about the recent site-related complications.

The Bureau Staff tries their hand at imitating Ryan North’s infamous same-panels-every-day webcomic.

The Bureau Staff tackles this year’s question from the pretentious EDGE Foundation.