Jeremy Blachman notices his Pandora recommendations becoming increasingly sinister.

Jonathan San talks to Jay McInerney, who brings the bitter, depressed prose of his novels to horoscopes.

Charlie Nadler knows all about college because he likely graduated from a probably accredited university maybe.

People take seasonal produce very seriously. Nick Martens decides to get his information straight from the source.

When it comes to Words with Friends, Kevin Nguyen is totally not a sore loser.

Jimmy Chen reports from the Rapture, where it appears that every movie ever made has disappeared, save one.

With all the attention the human race has paid to planet Earth recently, Rebecca Cardwell thinks, frankly, it’s time for the planet to return the favor.

Ralph Gamelli might have special powers, but then again, maybe he might not.

Nick Martens presents a handy quiz to help your liberal arts-induced existential loneliness.

Sloan Schang is a mannequin of wealth and taste.

Ralph Gamelli answers all of your questions about dry lightning and God’s wrath.

Vanna Le is glad she broke up with College, but still misses him on occasion.