Articles by

David Tveite

How to Spot an Asshole on Facebook

by David Tveite on December 17, 2008

Facebook means friends forever. When it comes to friend requests, David Tveite makes it very clear when you should just say no.

Fifteen Percent

by David Tveite on December 8, 2008

While the deadlocked senatorial race in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman may seem like a battle between good and evil, David Tveite justifies his vote for third-party candidate Dean Barkley.

The Sanctity of Nonsense

by David Tveite on November 17, 2008

David Tveite reviews Proposition 8, the latest blockbuster from the state that brought you The Governator.

Your Guide to 2008 Write-In Presidential Candidates

by David Tveite on October 27, 2008

What’s wrong with Barack Obama and John McCain? Neither of them has the platform, qualifications, nor star power needed to become our next Commander-in-Chief. David Tveite lists way better candidates.

Don’t Worry—We All Get to Die Eventually

by David Tveite on October 15, 2008

David Tveite cheerfully explains that we’re all doomed and that’s okay.

American Finance: An Accurate History

by David Tveite on October 1, 2008

Using facts, Historian David Tveite tells us why ignoring the lessons of the past has doomed us in the present.

David Tveite searches for method to the madness of the MPAA’s tolerance for foul language.